I had an appointment with my foot surgeon today to check in and make sure all the last minute stuff was where it needed to be and that all my questions were answered.
I've been having some problems with my left foot feeling like I'm walking on rocks in the ball of my foot.
I told the doctor about it and he picked up my foot and said, "Oh my goodness, there really is a rock here."
I looked at him with big eyes and said, "Really?"
At which point he looked at me and said, "No!"
After I finished laughing at myself I thought how gullible can one person be? I've looked for rocks in my socks for the past few weeks.
Now if I had found a wocket in my pocket, that would have been quite odd...