Overheard At the Doctor's Office...

Him: Are those your new toes?

Me: (after a confused moment) Ah...no? Those are the toes I carry with me all the time....

Him: (with a confused look on his face) I meant it looks like you had a pedicure...is that your new color?

Me: Uh yeah, it's a new color but they're still the same toes....

Could you imagine how much time I would save if I could just change my toes every two weeks....I think he may be onto something...